In 1994 we opened an amateur watch online

Room mates.... I had my little brother as a room mate for 14 years, I remember him sitting on his bed buck azz naked looking at his balls. Calls me over to look at them, I'm like, dude I aint looking at your balls. He says well there's something weird in here like I have three balls. Dude, you don't have three balls and I still aint looking at them. He keeps at it until I finally thought maybe I probably should see what he is talking about, sure enough there is a big purple blob in there, so I tell him to go let our adoptive parents know. He says no, you tell them I am not telling them. Dude you gotta tell them clearly something isn't right and you need to have a Dr look at that. Eventually "I" had to go tell the adoptive parents about my little brothers "balls".... That was an interesting conversation, I decided playing stupid would work to my advantage there, I went out and informed them that he had three balls, yeahh that got their attention, well after the laughter died down anyways....

God's messengers are ones who led us out of the middle ages.

Ty! GN to you

There are plenty of totalitarian dictators who did not persecute religion. They had the same desire to be universally loved and respected. Why didn't they persecute religions?

Andrew Dice Clay Live

Piglosi... not so much... at all.

I hope not, but I don't look like the monkey that you believe you came from. I don't know if you being disrespectful to your mother or your dad. But I came from a long line of humans and that's the only thing that can be proven.

If I die and find the IRS is there I will lose my faith.

Plenty of other felonies. Where there's smoke there's fire.